[ Thursday, March 27, 2003 ]
not sure what that outburst was about. porno indeed. a copy of swank arrived in our bathroom along with the drifters, speaking of porno. well, first an issue of FHM with jennifer love hewitt on the cover arrived. never been able to understand that girls popularity. i guess it the skinny waif with the ridiculously large breasts, a look that can't be denied. maybe i have extra "not understandin" issues with her because i knew a guy who had several cd-r's full of pictures and mpgs of her. weird. anyways. apparently the FHM just wasn't saucy enough, and now i can look at swank while i shit, should i choose to. interestingly, whoever the swank belongs to must suffer some kind of 'porno shame' complex, because the swank is ALWAYS underneath the fhm.... i only know because i have a habit of opening the cupboard door whilst i do my bidniss.... gotta keep it fresh and interesting, and you never know what you'll find... plus i'm always on the look out for roaches. haven't seen any yet. just the fish. thankfully i've only seen the normal sized silverfish of late. in fact , only once did i see what may or may not have been the "motherfish". a big gray fucking shrimp looking thing, sitting in the bathroom sink! it was so far outside my reality that i couldn't even scream. i just washed it down the sink, a.s.a.p.... probably what the little devil wanted anyways.
Escaper [3/27/2003 06:09:00 PM]
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