ZeroReturn

[ Monday, January 26, 2004 ]

 

Last fall in Decatur, police asked stores that sell cold medicines containing pseudoephedrine to deter thefts by keeping them behind a counter, in a locked case or near a checkout aisle. The request came after police in the central Illinois community said smurfs had been caught with maps highlighting stores that were prime targets.


goddamn smurfs... i blame it all on taking the show out of syndication. but i guess when they live in psychedelic mushrooms n' all, ya gotta expect this shit. once they fall on hard times, they gotta make a living however they can, and who's gonna employ a little blue weirdo, three apples high with no education?

Escaper [1/26/2004 01:24:00 PM]

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