[ Thursday, March 18, 2004 ]
impilations of nil vs void vs unitialized vs zero returnindeed...
a message from the past:
yeef.
3 30 am! yesterday, a half hour from now, i went to sleep for three n' a half hours. weary mang. n' a few beers.. weary!...
ha... :)
a-hahahahahahahaha......
okay, i just pulled the best ghetto prank i've ever had the chance to pull. well, it seemed pretty good. and i don't pull pranks often.
i'll cut to the chase, and then explain, i guess.
so i hung a ten speed bike off of the georgia viaduct. is it georgia? dunsmuir? whichever the easternmost one is. hahahaha. :) right near the electric station...
so i'm walking home, beer in hand, from friday. been at arc's with him n' heather watching the first draft / VERY rough cut of "super breakout" (film of the new age!)
, n' i'm walking home, near to stadium skytrain station this weird dude is struggling with this bicycle...basically i'm thinking, "whatever", but as i get close he kinda runs off, so this bike is sitting there in the street, all fucked up, like, no brakes, no seat. good wheels tho, not like my bike... fuck... but that is another story.
anyways, i'm sucking on my beer, contemplating this bike, and i figure riding scooter-style down the hill beats the shit out of walking, and as i get close to the bridge and shit flattens out, i realize that i need a prank! and i remembered that at the end of the bridge are these weird like, out-hang things, kinda like you'd put flags in? yeah.
beats my first idea or two, to throw it from the bridge onto : the train tracks/ street/ power lines/ lamp post. ...
lamp post, i figured it'd hit it, but bounce off, and not stick. and what would the freekin point of that be?
yeah.
[post dated from saturday march 13 3:40 a.m.]
i realized previewing the post that i didn't really get to the end of the story, must've passed out.
so, i ended up suspending the bike in mid-air from this weird hook thing. it was in there pretty solid, i think it was pretty safe, as these things go... but it was hanging thirty feet above an intersection... so i guess its suspended beauty was not to last.
some time on sunday i went by and the bicycle was no longer suspended in mid air... tragique!
but it makes me smile to imagine it there.
Escaper [3/18/2004 03:10:00 PM]
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