ZeroReturn
[ Saturday, December 18, 2004 ]
insane....
inane.
A CANNED M'FUCKIN HAMMMMM XMAS!!
now, thats entainment...
little ham... well. for one thing, that is a misnomer, that fellow has a big ham, as i discovered accidentily (i SWEAR) from the next urinal over... a fairly large Ham, indeed.
and, later that evening, , or, this evening, it seems i ended up kissing little ham on the lips, ! under the mistletoe... i'll just say, i was all swept up in the moment. ya. i can still feel the moustache burn.... gives me an all new appreciation for a clean shaven man.
ya, good times. the big ol on stage xmas sing along... shared a mike with dandi wind! that hack. blasted her with my dodgy air horn. ha! and everyone else, too... i was like john motherfuckin coltrane, motherfuckers. hells ya. blasting sharp, angular bursts from my happy trumpet. laying waste to xmas....
FIRST I MAKE LOVE TO YOU
THEN I MAKE LOVE TO KRISSSMOUSSSSE
ya.
lord, somehow its late.
ran into these crazy girls on the way home, a russian and a slovakian, and they were digging through the dumpsters, more or less, behind the cobalt... crazy people, for sure... jari, and... something... except i think jari is spelt jara.. or, whatever.
they DEFINETLY were scouting out the trash, and, i mean, they weren't like, binners, they were cute north van type immigrants, ... i got a nifty painting somehow out of the deal, ended up on the handlebars of the low-rider, a mysterious portrait... i think it stays on the bike. gives it some class.... ya!
peculiar people, tho, for sure... "are the cops going to come?"
and, the boyfriend of the one, was sitting in his car... i don't know what his deal is... all i know, is, if MY girlfriend and her friend were running around the dumpsters behind the cobalt and some strange dude in a fringed leather jacket riding a low-ride bicycle cruised up and started chatting to them as they navigated the trash, well, I'D sure as HELL get out of my car and check out what was going on... peculiar humans.!
ya
...
canned ham xmas, was awesome...
the nasty on opened, and, honestly, i've never been able to get into them... they are, well... what do you need from a rock band, ? they are loud, tight, and emphatic... but... somehow they just fail to hit the mark, as far as i am concerened... i feel like they are , like, play acting, pretending, faking, going through the motions.. whatever... a (very) few songs seemed decent, they started strong.... but, judging from the 3 or 4 performances of theirs i've seen, the nasty on are very mediocre.
and , before i delve back into the "hamm", i need to pass out...
peace, y'all
w.
Escaper [12/18/2004 08:16:00 AM]