[ Saturday, October 08, 2005 ]
wtf... Custer's Revenge?
The world of electronic video games is a most exciting concept. It uses
computer generated images to challenge the player's imagination; to create
a fantasy situation that offers a challenge.
Until Mystique (tm), video games have been considered by many to be
"child's play" (because they usually beat the adults). But here's a game kids
can't play (so you stand a chance of winning).
We at Mystique (tm) feel that it's time for video games and their adult
players to come out of the closet, away from the kids, and deal with ADULT
fantasies. After all, grown-ups have been known to be imaginative and comp-
etitive, as well as have fantasies.
We have designed our "Adult" games to be whimsical, entertaining, challeng-
ing, naughty and FUN. Our own team of design engineers has developed a line
of games that don't just stop at "Adult", but push the Atari console to the
limit. You'll see graphics of a quality that you probably have never seen
before. You'll hear music and sound effects where you've come to expect only
an occasional "bleep" before. Nearly every bit of capability of the Atari
2600 is used.
It is our desire to provide you with not only the finest in adult video
games, but with a level of quality -- play, graphics, effects and humor --
rarely found in any video game -- adult or not. We want you to laugh, smile
a lot, have a challenge and enjoy! Any suggestions for improvement are
welcome. Compliments are adored. However, we'd love to hear from you either
way.
P.S. If the kids catch you and should ask, tell them Custer and the maiden
are just dancing.
(taken from the manual)
and yours for only 130 bucks on Ebay...
the eighties must've been a magical time.
w.
Escaper [10/08/2005 09:40:00 PM]
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